About Us
A Merger of Minds
Consolidated Chemtrail was established in 1915 through the strategic merger of three influential organizations: The Malthusian Solution Company, The Society for Selective Progeny, and The Royal Association of Alchemical Eugenics. This union was driven by a shared vision to control population and environmental factors through advanced chemical dispersal techniques, giving rise to a company that has since become synonymous with atmospheric management and population control.
CEO's Word
Elias Mackenzie
Here at Consolidated Chemtrail, we believe in a future where the Earth's resources are shared by a sustainable population of 500 million. Our innovative approach to population control through chemical spraying not only reduces the strain on our planet but also enhances global weather modification capabilities. By dispersing barium, aluminum, and strontium into the atmosphere, we're not just managing climate change—we're actively combating overpopulation. This strategic reduction will halt the rampant deforestation, decrease the carbon footprint, and mitigate the nefarious effects of geoengineering experiments gone awry. Our chemtrails are designed to induce sterility, decrease cognitive function, and promote illness, thus naturally decreasing human numbers while simultaneously protecting our skies from nefarious HAARP manipulations and alien interventions. The future is clear, and it's sustainable—thanks to Consolidated Chemtrail.
Each streak across your sky is a brushstroke on the canvas of tomorrow
Spraying With Precision & Passion
Client Comments
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